Author notes: This story takes place one year after the series ended. I started writing this part after the episode where Izzy gets voted off for the second time, but I had only seen the episode where DJ got vote off.

*Screen fades back from commercial.*

Johnny: Hello there DeathMatch and Total Drama Island fans alike. If you’re just joining us, you missed the first half of what I can only call the bloodiest reality TV they can allow on… DeviantArt…

Chris: Nice going with the fourth wall the Gomez…

Nick: Well lets just recap the first three fights before we get the second half on the way. In the first fight we set up the two first campers voted off, Eva and Ezekiel.

Johnny: To no ones surprise, Eva one after a light fixture almost crushed her. After that, we had our first contended selected fight with Tyler vs Harold.

Chris: To make it oh so more interesting we made it a ladder match. This fight ended when Harold stuffed it questionable underwear down Tyler’s wind pipe. After that, we had our second voted fight which was Beth vs LeShawna.

Nick: After dealing brutal pain to each other, LeShawna was taken down by a little bad luck, and a big light!

Johnny: Now, we have our third contender voted fight, a four person free for all! But before we get to that, let’s see some of the personally thoughts of the other contenders about who they voted for this.

*Bathroom Cam*

Owen: YEAH! Put me in that free for all thing! I’ll take down anyone!

Duncan: I voted for Owen, Justin, Tyler and Cody in this match, just cause I thought it would be funny to see Cody so badly pummled.

Trent: I voted for Izzy, Cody, LeShawna and Harold for this fight, but since 2 of them have already fighted I guess that’s not happening.

Eva: Why couldn’t I get in this fight? I would win this hands down! PUT ME IN!

*Bathroom Cam ends*

Johnny: Wow, people really seem to be looking forward to this.

Nick: And they should. Thanks to our rules, the winner of this fight would get 30 000, since they’d have to beat 3 other people, instead of just one.

Chris: Well let’s get this thing on the go already!

Johnny: Can do! In the north corner, the biggest contender on the island, the one who we hope his bite is as deadly as his fart, OWEN!

*Owen jumps up and down with his arms in the air, like a boxer who has just won.*

Nick: Man, I’m surprised the ring can stand his weight…

Johnny: Our second contender, the geek gladiator, CODY!

Cody: Oh yeah! I’m gonna win this fight no problem! I’ll do it for all the ladies!

*A heard of geek girls near his second all want to charge for him. Beth is in front blocking them.*

Beth: BACK OFF! I didn’t survive that match to have a bunch of girls swarm over my man!

Johnny: Our third most voted contender, the resident psycho on the island, IZZY!

*The camera looks at the east corner, but we see no one there.*

Nick: Where is that woman, shouldn’t she be here by now?

Chris: Izzy is known for some unusual entrances. 3…2…1…

*A giant Tarzan and Xena like yell is heard from over the audience. Suddenly Izzy flies in on a vine from where the scream was heard. She swings into the arena, but she hit he foot on the corner poll. This causes her to flip in the air and land face first in her corner. She gets up and just shouts “WOOHOO!”*

Nick: Wow, she really is psycho!

Johnny: Yeah, you got that right. Now, our fourth person for this fight was supposed to be Tyler, but he had way more votes to be against Harold, so instead we got the fifth most voted person for this fight, the one who’s demanded to have a camera on him at all times, JUSTIN!

*Justin stands in his corner, looking at himself in a mirror, the audience goes crazy. A high pitched fan girl squeal is heard. We see that it was Nick. Chris and Johnny look at him funny.*

Johnny: Control yourself Nick… Anyways, it looks like it’s time to start the fight.

*Mills goes to the center of the arena*

Mills: Alright, there are four of you in here this time, and I’m sure if you remember your match classes that means there should be at least twice as much blood in here. Now let’s get it on!

*Mills stands aside and the bell rings. Owen and Cody continue to address the audience and Justin is still looking at himself in the mirror.*

Johnny: Um… are they gonna start? I mean the bell rang, didn’t it?

Cody *singing* : Oh yeah! I’m gonna do it for the ladieeeeeeeesssss!

*Justin continues looking in his mirror. Suddenly it starts shaking while Cody is singing. It shatters and most of the fragments fly into his face. Justin drops the mirror in pain.*

Johnny: Oh, a Cody draws first blood, although I’m not sure if he meant to.

Nick: NO! His face!

*Justin gets mad and goes behind Cody. Cody turns around. Justin picks him up by his collar.*

Justin: MY FACE! You ruined MY FACE! Now I’ll ruin yours!

*Justin starts to punch Cody in his face. Cody then gives Justin a kick to the shins which sets him free. He starts to run in circles as Justin is chasing him.*

Nick: Alright, half of the contenders seem to be getting into the swing of things, but what about the other half?

*Owen continues to cheer to the audience.*

Izzy: Hey Oooooooooowen.

*Owen turns around to is surprised by Izzy.*

Owen: Oh, Izzy! Um… yeah, I REALLY don’t want to hurt you.

Izzy: Oh, I don’t want to hurt you either Owen, but I want that money, so I only have one choice.

*Izzy makes a threatening pose. Owen closes his eyes and braces in fear of pain. He shocked after a few seconds of feeling nothing. He opens on eye and sees Izzy dancing.*

Nick: What is that girl doing? Is she seducing him?

Chris: It looks like that dance she wanted to do for the talent show.

*Owen tries to look away, but suddenly he find himself unable to look away. His eyes become blurry, then they start spinning.*

Johnny: Wow, she’s completely hypnotized him! Can she do that?

Mills: I’ll allow it!

*Owen’s completely hypnotized. He then gets on his hands and knees, pants like a dog and walks up to Izzy. Izzy scratches his chin like a dog.*

Izzy: Who’s a good boy?

Nick: Well it looks like Owen’s more or less out of this fight for now. Oh, it looks like something is developing over on Cody and Justin’s side…

*Justin continues to chase Cody around their half of the ring. Cody runs into a corner. When Justin charges for him, Cody jumps onto the pole. Cody tries to jump over Justin, but Justin catches him by his ankle and makes him fall on his face. Cody turns himself onto his back as Justin is standing menacing over him, cracking his knuckles.*

Cody *nervously*: A-alright you!  I didn’t want to have to use this, but looks like I don’t have much of a choice!

*Cody reaches into his back pocket and pulls out what looks like a big pink remote control. A lot of circuits are sticking out but there appears to only be one button.*

Justin: Oh no, what are you gonna do, change the channel on me?

*Cody gets up, to be eye to eye to Justin*

Cody: No! I rewired this with electrical impulses so that it can turn the nearest electronic devise into a deadly laser!

Justin: Oh? That sounds kinda cool. YOINK!

*Justin takes the remote from Cody’s hand. He points it to Cody and presses the button. Cody braces himself. A few seconds go by and nothing happens. Justin presses the button a few more times. Cody eases himself*

Justin: Should have known that this thing wouldn’t work. You are the worst geek ever!

Cameraman nearest Justin: Hold on Justin, we’re having technical difficulties here...

Justin: Whatever just keep that camera on me at all time!

*The cameraman puts the camera down but still keeping Justin in shot. He starts looking in it, trying to figure out the problem. Suddenly a tiny pink beam of light shoots out and is targeting Justin. Cody runs away from him. Justin stairs at the light, not knowing what it is. Suddenly, the beam grows 10 times as big and a second later starts shocking Justin. After it’s all over, Justin stands looking queasy. Cody walks back into the scene. Justin scream in pain after a few seconds. He puts his hands to his stomach and the removes them. All his internal organs flow out of a hole completely liquefied. Justin’s empty skin falls like to the floor.*

Cody: That’ll teach you not to take my stuff!

Johnny: Well it looks like we got our first fatality.

Chris: Yeah, Justin looked pretty good on the outside, but when that happens to your insides, that don’t matter any!

Nick: Nooooooooooooooooo!

Johnny: Anyways, let’s see how Cody is going to handle Izzy and Owen now.

*Cody is cheering to the crowd. Izzy appears behind him.*

Izzy: Oh Cody…

*Cody turns. He starts shaking and makes two fists.*

Cody: D-don’t make m-me hurt you either y-you psycho!

Izzy: Oh, I won’t. And I won’t hurt you either…

Cody *No longer shaking and has put his hands down*: Huh? Well I guess that’s smart of-

Izzy: But he will!

*Cody turns around, he sees Owen still on all fours. Owen lets go a gigantic bear growl. Cody pees himself. Izzy kicks Cody flying towards Owen. Cody manages to grab onto Owen’s back. Owen bucks around like a bull.*

Johnny: I don’t know if Cody has had any experience in the rodeo, but it looks like it would come in handy right now.

Chris: Look at the squirt hold on! Haw haw haw! We should have had something like this before he got voted off.

Owen: RRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWWWWRRRRRRR!!!

Cody: WHOA BOY! S-S-S-S-STOOOOOOOP!!!

*Owen continues to throw Cody around on his back.*

Johnny: Wow, for a little guy Cody sure can hold on. Maybe Owen will get tired before Cody does.

Nick: Yeah, that would really be something. On that same note, where is Izzy?

Johnny: … same note?

*Izzy pops out besides the hosts.*

Chris: Hey, what are you doing up here you psycho?

Izzy: I needed the right angle for this!

*Izzy seems to pull a vine out of no where, jumps on it and swings down into the ring.*

Johnny: That girl and her vines…

*Izzy keeps swinging. Owen stops for a second and Cody sits up at balances himself. At this point Izzy hits into him from behind and wraps her legs around his chest. She lets go at the right time and sends him flying, legs spread into the turnbuckle.*

Chris: Yikes, no man should have to deal with that. It looks like Cody has gone into some kind of shock.

*Cody lies on the floor of the ring with his right eye twitching and his hands on his crotch in pain. He’s completely motionless except for his eye. Izzy swings back (somehow, DeathMatches never pay attention to details like this) and sits on Owen’s back.*

Izzy: YI-YI-YI-YI-YI-YI-YYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!!

Owen: RRRAAAAAAAAWWWWWRRRR!

*Owen charges towards Cody and picks him up in his mouth. He shakes Cody wildly from left to right like a rag doll. Eventually parts of Cody start flying off; feet, arms, liver, legs and finally his head. Owen throws aside his bloody limbless torso.*

Johnny: Well that’s that, everyone is pretty much done for except for Izzy.

Mills: Hold it! Owen is still alive and willing to fight and he hasn’t given up or anything.

*Izzy rubs her face on Owen’s cheek.*

Izzy: You give up, doooooon’t yoooooouuuuu?

*Owen shakes his head up and down wildly.*

Mills: Well, I guess that settles it, Izzy is the winner!

*The bell dings. Izzy rides Owen like a horse outside the ring.*

Chris: Some things you just don’t want to see.

Johnny: Well… yeah…

Nick: What are you supposed to say after something like that?

Johnny: Um…… We’ll be right back, after these messages!

*Screen fades to commercial.*